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TUESDAY, 5/13/08, 7PM

WORK: That word has become a four letter curse word in my vocabulary lately.  Not to alarm anyone but the Department of Homeland Security is hopelessly lost in a myriad of paperwork.  There was a lot of superfluous celebration when they announced after 9/11 that numerous federal agencies (22) and over 180,000 employees would be melded into one great agency, DHS.  What might not have been contemplated was how all these entities were going to work together, and that includes the communication part.  DHS was officially inaugurated in late 2002 and has seen several reorganizations in that time frame.  While I am not downplaying the significance of having one centralized department responsible for the overall security of our nation it has become more than clear that special interests such as the Customs Service have pronounced themselves as the all knowing and all encompassing leaders of the pack.  That is fine but the results are that in a normal/typical arrest by a Border Patrol Agent or ICE Investigator it will now take that agent out of the field for nearly the entire shift.  Let’s look at the numbers: USBP = 18,000 Agents and approximately 19,000 US border miles.  ICE Special Agents = 8,500 and the entire interior of the US.  Now let’s do a comparison:  NYPD Officers = 37,000 for one city.  How much sense does it make to turn a basic arrest and deportation of a criminal (be it misdemeanor of felon) into a mountain of paperwork.  No wonder there is an estimated 20 million illegal aliens residing within the continental United StatesL
 
Okay, enough of that stuff.  I will turn my mind to happier thoughts.  Motocross racing, Grand Prix racing, Motocross racing, Grand Prix racing, Motocross racing, Grand Prix racing, Motocross racing, Grand Prix racing.  That’s better.  The FPMX rounds 5 & 6 at Comp Edge turned out to be good and bad.  I REALLY hate the wind so that is my only complaint.  After all the talk about the facility operators (Comp Edge) not taking care of the course I think they did the best job they could with the wind blowing all day and all night.  I would say that they needed to disc the track a little deeper in order for some of the moisture to stay in the ground a little longer.  I would say that but for all practical purposes in the last several years I only remember two races where they provided that type of service specifically for our FPMX race.  That would be the last rounds that we ran at Perris Raceway for 2008 and the rounds from Frozen Ocean Raceway in Auburn New York back on September 11-12, 2006.  Those were great rounds.  Anyway, I continue to get my butt beat good in the 40+ expert class this year.  After six rounds I still don’t even have a moto win.  I am the defending #1 plate in that class so I am a little disappointed so far in my performance.  With the exception of rounds 1 & 2 at ACP the Lites class so far has seen small turn outs.  My main competition has been Damian Lys and he didn’t even make the trip from his home in Arizona to compete in the Perris rounds.  Steve West has been consistent but the points last year went down to the last round between Damien and me.  So what I thought would be a nock down drag out fight this year for Lites supremacy may turn out to be a yawner.  The last race of the second day was a lot of fun as young Matt Fitch (14-years old) and I rode on each others wheels for most of the moto.  We passed and re-passed each other several times and I think he beat me to line (photo finish) by a slim half a wheel.    
 
One thing I did notice is that after the Comp Edge rounds I found myself seriously thinking about a 450 for next year.  Normally I only get a new bike on even years but after that long up-hill start and having to start from way behind and eating loads of dirt and rocks I find myself daydreaming about the power of a YZ-450F on the start.  I was even doing the Chad Reed/Ryan Villapoto - Thor commercial thing where I was standing there with my eyes closed and my arms in the air as I was being introduced to the crowd as being the greatest starter/hole-shot artist in the history of FPMX.  The roar of the crowd was deafening.  Then I think it was one of the Fitch’s (Donnie or Matt) that reached over and slapped me back to reality, “Hey Mark, you are still on a 250F”.
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

WEDNESDAY, 4/9/08, 7PM

Last weekend was the 3rd round of the AMA District-37 Big-6 GP series.  It was held out at 29-Palms rodeo grounds.  They have a small rodeo arena and somewhat of a motocross course.  I say somewhat because it looks like they haven’t rebuilt it, graded it, or worked on it in several months.  However, the desert sections of this course were nothing short of outstanding.  The course was about 6-miles in total length (to include a half mile pavement section) and a great deal of it was watered and prepped before the start of each day.  Some sections were even smoothed out before the start of each race.  Take for instance race #4 on Saturday.  That was my buddies race (14-year old Matt Fitch) and they really tore up the course.  You know, it’s mostly a sand track so it gets huge bumps from over 150 riders hammering away at it for 45-minutes.  So before my race took off (race #5) they had the road grader and water truck working on some of the more challenging areas. 
 
I rolled up to the line and I am always in row #2 which is for the +40 250 experts as all the 450 experts are on row #1.  There are usually 2-4 more rows behind me for all the other +40/+50 250/450 intermediates and experts.  Anyway, I am sitting there on the line, waiting for the road grader and water truck to finish up, and I hear someone hollering my name.  I look up and there is none other than FPMX rider Luke Terry sitting on the row in front of me (row #1) on his mighty XR-650.  Now did I say this is mostly a sand track!  I don’t care how much grading, prepping, watering, pampering of the course you do because within 30 minutes the racers turn the place into an absolute mine field of ruts, bumps and rocks.  The only advantage I could see for Luke riding that big 650 was that it was probably geared to the moon and if he could get out front early on the smooth course he could build some sort of a buffer before the place rutted up at the 30 minute mark. 
 
Long story shorter, I caught Luke somewhere around the 15 minute mark and we ensued in a great battle for the next 15+ minutes.  Even though we are in different classes I think we both knew that together we could pick-up our pace and gain ground on the rest of our class.  Then, on around lap #3 I began to put a few seconds on Luke when I came into the finish line chute which has an “endurocross” section preceding the flag area.  I really hate the “stupidurocross” sections with a passion but I will leave that topic for another Diary post.  Well, I hit the last set of tractor size tires in this “endurocrap” section and my mighty YZ-250F comes to sputtering halt.  I mean it stalled.  Davenport has been known to launch himself into the ground from time to time, he has been known to blow up his suspension from time to time, he has even been known to be late for the gate drop every now and then but he NEVER stalls the motor.  So there I am, first I pulled the dumbbell SX Lites mistake of not taking my time and finding neutral and then pulling the hot-start.  No, I pull in the clutch and start kicking.  By around kick #25 I am gasping for air and I stop kicking and start to find neutral.  Only problem now is that it is too late for that.  This thing is going to take another 25-30 kicks before she will fire and get me back into the race.  I watch in desperation as all the competitors that I spent the previous 35+ minutes passing go right on by me.  Including Luke, who meant more to me to beat than the riders in my own class.  And they and are worth $100-$500 Yamabucks for a top five finish.
 
When she finally relit and I got going again I was gassed.  I felt as though I just finished a long Glen Helen moto with “The Dogger” (Ed Niemela) chasing me down.  It took me the better part of the next lap to regroup and get my energy level back to where I was again standing on the pegs and throttling towards the front.  Sure enough, I could see Luke ahead of me and to my delight, he was banging bars with several other riders who just so happened to be in my class.  I watched this battle in front of me for several minutes and then started to move up on the sandblaster-650 that Luke was riding.  I seriously think he took a layer of paint off my new EVS helmet with that 120 rear tire of his.  The good part was that none of the other riders around him wanted anything to do with that tractor he was riding so as he opened up a hole I would just slip on through and gain valuable positions on the riders in my class.  As we started to pull away I ended up getting by Luke and the big red 650 near the last desert section so I knew that I could hold him off in the moto area before the finish.  It was all good as I took my time getting through the “lamedurocross” section and coasted home a few seconds ahead of Luke and in third overall for my class.  I was a happy (and tired) camper.  I spent the next 2-hours in a lounge chair in front of the “DogHouse” (my Warrior) trying to recover.  However, I did have a smile on my faceJ
 
Thanks for the great race Luke.  Lets have a rematch at the next Big-6 round at LACR in May.                                 
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

SUNDAY, 3/23/08, 6PM

Ouch, my knee really hurts.  I still have this lingering pain in my left knee from that get-off at the Perris FPMX round #4.  And now looking at the message board and seeing Frank Lowers picture of his knee (post knee surgery) and that just gives me aches all over.  I don’t know why but staples always look so much gnarlier than regular old fashion stitches. 
 
I picked up a new sponsor the other day.  Its a little shop called Race Proven Motorsports (RPM).  They are located right here in Temecula and coincidently it is almost across the street from Temecula Motorsports.  How convenient for meJ.  They are huge supporters of the AMA District-37 Big-6 GP series.  I am really involved with that series and getting closer to the podium in the 40+ 250 expert class.  Actually, I did get one podium last season but that was after a couple of disastrous rounds.  I had to start looking for some additional support since, as most of you know, White Brothers Racing will be going away at the end of this season.  It’s too bad because they have been around since most of us were kids.  I have worked my way through all their levels of support and have been running their pipes for almost twenty years.  Many of you might even remember the fully built White Brothers XR-600 that I used to run long before the four-stroke craze hit.  That is still to this day the fastest dirt bike I have ever ridden.  Hole-shots were almost a guarantee on that beast.  Unfortunately, so were broken transmissions.  I was told that Vance & Hines will be looking at all the rider/sponsor packages that the White Brothers were supporting but that they will probably not be renewing any contracts during the first year of transition.  You know what that means!  Thanks, but no thanks.
 
I also just recently hooked up with EVS’s racing division and received a bunch of great products from them.  I used one of their helmets yesterday for the first time out at Milestone Ranch.  I don’t know the exact weight but I swear it is the lightest helmet I have ever worn.  They sent me some gloves and knee braces as well and so far I am really happy with the performance level.  I have had EVS knee braces for the last two seasons so I am already used to their products fit and function.  They said they are also going to send me one of their new neck brace devices.  It’s called the RC (race collar) Evolution.  It’s similar to the LEATT except they didn’t just copy the NASCAR HANS device like LEATT did.  The EVS race collar was used for the last two years in Europe on the GP and national circuits so it should be track proven and race ready.  I should have mine next month but they claim that they won’t be available for purchase until May or June.  Of course, any Fire & Police racer will be welcome to try it out for fit and comparison.
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

THURSDAY, 3/6/08, 6PM

I have just lately started to feel good again after hitting the terra firma at the last round of the FPMX Nationals at Perris.  That crash really rang my bell.  I didn’t know how hard I hit until this last week when Donnie Fitch started to tell me a little more about it.  There is about 20-25 minutes of my life that I can’t seem to remember.  But, a little sore on the left knee and a sprain in the left wrist is all that lingers.  Last week I rode the Prairie Dogs Big-6 GP out at the Glen.  I was a little hesitant before the race because I wasn’t quite sure that I was ready to throttle the mighty YZ-250F again.  It was a really great course and the dirt was unbelievable.  All the rain for the last month has had time to soak in and there were no standing puddles and no dust anywhere over the 8-9 mile course.  I wish the Glen would let us lengthen our X-Mas GP to something more comparable to the Big-6 or even an SRA event.  It does take a lot of staff and safety riders to make it happen though.
 
It looks like Comp Edge will be the target of the FPMX crew for rounds 5 & 6 of the 2008 Nationals.  That place has really fallen out of favor with me.  But then again, I was really down on Perris for a great many years and resisted any inclinations that Uncle Ed had about returning there.  So what it really comes down to is that it is all about the facilitators of the facility and not the facility in and of itself.  Boy that sounds like double talk.  What I mean to say is that as long as the right people are running the show then just about any race track can appeal to the riders and spectators.  I will admit though that I was pulling for a switch to Racetown-395.  Actually that would have been my second choice as I was really hoping for Cahuilla.  Well now that’s not right either.  What I was really thinking is that the Mammoth Mountain Motocross track should be hosting the next FPMX rounds and that would put Comp Edge in fourth place on the list.  Unless you want to change the direction of the Perris raceway track to run the opposite direction then that would get a close second place to Mammoth Mountain.  Sorry Comp Edge, you are in fifthL  And isn’t there a new track up there in the Dez that’s located close to Comp Edge and Racetown.  And isn’t it supposed to be away from the noise of the highway.  And it has free camping and hookups for all our toy-haulers.  And half price gate fees for badges.  Actually, I just made all that up.  Must be the bump on my head.  Let’s just go to Comp Edge.
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

MONDAY, 1/28/08, 6PM

I haven’t had much time to write anything in a while.  I thought I would take the Sue Wilson escape route.  But after I saw that she posted up two days in a row I figured I better make some time for my FPMX family.  I also haven’t told many people about my work schedule either.  I have been sitting in for several of the key players here at my Station.  The hours have been brutal and I am lucky if I get out of here in anything less than 14 hours.  I am not one to complain about work because I think I have the best job in the world.  I use to think that being a factory rider was the best job in the world but those guys are on the chopping block at the end of every season.  And unless you are one of the chosen few you are lucky just to break even at the end of a long season of racing.  Anyway, Dee will attest that I leave for work before the sun comes up and don’t get home until long after the sun goes down.  When I get home I spend a few minutes surfing the Speed channel to see when the next SX race is going to air and then eat a quick dinner and that’s it.  Off to bed and then get up to do it all over again the next day.  That’s my life Monday through Friday.  Not mention that with the introduction of these damn BlackBerries I cant even get away from work on my days off.  No time to work on the bike during the week and then the rain won’t go away during the weekendLLL
 
Last Saturday there was a break in the rain so I decided to head to Perris Raceway for some needed practice (with a dirty bike).  The main FPMX class that I am going after this year is the Lites Division and I was able to beat Damien Lys on his home court at ACP (FPMX rounds 1-2).  Last year Damien and I took our battle to the last round at the Glen for the 2007 Lites title and he beat me by 14 points.  So, this is a good start for the 2008 season and I figure this gives me a little advantage since the next rounds are on my home court, Perris.  Anyway, I get to Perris Raceway on Saturday morning and there are about 300+ riders and probably 600 spectators that are there for practice.  Apparently, Perris is running a series (Gold Cup) that goes off every other Sunday and they are getting record crowds for the Saturday practice and then races on Sunday.  The pits were full, the lot across the street from the entrance was full, and the road leading to the gate was full (on both sides).  The place was an absolute zoo and I turned around and headed home.  No practice.  This brings me to wonder what is going to happen the week after next for our FPMX rounds.  That will be the next Perris series race with the same Saturday and Sunday record crowds.  There will be no way to get our FPMX rigs into the pits until late on Sunday night after the races have concluded.  From what they told me they don’t finish until the sun is going down.  The girls at the gate didn’t even have FPMX down on the calendar for our race dates.  She had Perris closed on Monday the 11th and then open for practice on Tuesday the 12th.  Uncle Ed, HELP, what are we going to do?  The sky is falling.  Put the cat on it.  Meow…            
 
STAY SAFE, more later.
 
FPMX Toy Drive GP (Glen Helen).  The right way to take the finish line turn (elbows up, eyes forward, foot out, finger on clutch) and the wrong way to take the finish line turn (no comment DonnieJ).  Meow

 

FRIDAY, 12/21/07, 6PM

Dee and I just recently took a trip out to Hawaii.  It turned out to be a really good vacation.  We really didn’t do too much except relax and lay around on the beach.  The one tourist thing we did was make a trip out to the USS Arizona memorial site.  We were there on the 66th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor.  It was of course very somber but at the same time I was happy to be there.  I met a few of the Pearl Harbor survivors as well as a couple of the survivors from the USS Arizona.  There were even a handful of Marine survivors from the battle of Iwo Jima that were paying their respects.  As most of you probably figured there is only a few of the survivors left.  The “Greatest Generation” is slowly leaving us behind. 
 
I knew of my family history and that my Uncle was a 20 year old Marine that went down with so many others on the Arizona.  I would often hear my Grandmother and Grandfather talk about him.  My Grandfather actually was with him when he enlisted in the Marine Corps.  My Grandfather was denied because of age and medical reasons.  But his cousin, Henry Kalinowski (PFC USMC), was accepted and station as a shipboard marine.  In case you didn’t know it is common for the Navy to station a small garrison of Marines on all Navy ships for security.  Alright, I know you are already saying it, “Hey, Davenport is a Pollock”.  Yes, I am about half Polish.  I’d like to think the good half.  Anyway, as I stood on the USS Arizona memorial, I was able to listen to a few stories that these survivors shared with us.  When they spoke, EVERYONE would stop and listen.  It’s so difficult to get them to talk about the war.  When you hear them talk and see the tear in their eye you know why.  I felt privileged to be there with them.  And I felt a great sense of pride to look over at the giant marble carving that is located on the wall of the memorial and see my Uncles name displayed.  Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all.  Especially those serving our country to keep us safe.          
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

FRIDAY, 11/30/07, 7PM

It’s absolutely pouring rain out at this moment.  I have an AMA D-37 GP first thing in the morning up at Racetown-395.  The weather forecast is for partly cloudy skies but VERY cold, about 35-40 degrees.  Not too sure how much rain they received today but I know the desert will soak it up.  There will be two races before mine so I anticipate a really good dust free course.  I was hoping that YZErnie would be there as well for this GP but it looks like he will be skipping it this time.  He won his class there last year but complained about how rough the course got.  He complains but he is one of the fastest riders out on the course.  Those fast guys are always like that, go figure…
 
Dee and I did the Day in the Dirt event at LACR last weekend with the Fitch boys, (Donnie and Matt).  It was nice during the day but dropped down to the 20’s at night.  My little “Dog House” toy hauler had some ice cycles hanging off her in the mornings.  The track was one of the BEST TRACKS that I have ever ridden on.  I really love the desert sand and I really don’t mind the big bumps and roughness that always forms in that kind of terra firma.  They say that although the gravel/sand pit company is digging the area all to hell that LACR will continue MX/GP throughout 2008.  That’s good news.  Maybe more FPMX riders should venture that way for some practice sessions and then way in on that place for a possible FPMX race?  Sorry Ed, I know you are pulling your hair out already just with me saying that.  Quote from EDub’s sub-conscious, “Noooo, not another track”.    Dee raced as well on the LACR course and had a great finish in the sand.  She knocked down a 5th place in the woman’s 30+ class.  This was a lot better than I expected from her because she hates the sand and was having a heck of a time riding the course during the Friday open practice sessions.  I made her try my TTR-125 in place of her trusty and mighty XR-100.  I thought the torque and e-start button would help her out in the deeeeeep sand.  As it turned out though she just was not as comfortable with only having minimal time on the TTR to prepare.  Matt is riding my old YZ-250F and really flying on her.  He and Donnie both had some decent top 25 finishes as theirs were consistently the largest classes to line up each day.  They typically had 50+ riders on their gates.  It was a great weekend and great daytime weather.  And did I say that LACR has a GREAT course these days…  Oh, and a really good pit area for the spectator viewing and after race pot luck and medals…          
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

 

MONDAY, 11/19/07, 7AM

It’s nice and early in the morning and I am sitting hear in my spacious office drinking a great cup of Starbucks that I just made in my Mr. Coffee maker.  Who the heck is Mr. Coffee anyway?  Is it still that famous baseball player Joe DiMaggio?  Is he also the reason that they call it a cup of Joe?  Why can’t Mr. Coffee be Ricky Carmichael?  I heard that RC is a coffee lover and that other than race days he never starts a day without a big cup of Joe.  Or should that be a big cup of Ricky.  You can’t call it a cup of RC because then everyone would have cola on their minds.  Do they even make RC cola anymore?  This conversation with myself is going nowhere.  This morning, I had only written that first line, “MONDAY, 11/19/07, 6AM”, when I decided to go check my AOL mail account.  What do I behold but a message from Doug Goff asking why I haven’t been posting anything on the Diary lately?  This is from the guy that only shows up for a couple of races a year.  Hmmmm
 
Speaking of only racing a few times a year, I have my little pit tootsie, Dee, all signed up for the annual Day in the Dirt GP at LA County Raceway.  She made a pretty good showing last year at Comp Edge, and the year before that at I-5 MX in Gorman.  This has become one of those cant miss events that we like to hit each year.  Especially since it is one of the only times that Dee can race with a whole group of woman racers.  It is very cool to be holding the pit board and yelling at her for a change, “stand-up, go faster, attack, nak-nak, smile you’re on camera, have fun”.  She is usually the only gal out there on an XR-100 but she makes a good run at the trophy positions.  The only thing is that this race is by far the most expensive race I do all year long.  Even rounds 1 & 2 of the FPMX series at Arizona Cycle Park are cheaper for me than the Day in the Dirt event.
 
Long pause………………………………………………………….            
 
I have interrupted my thoughts above because as I was typing, “Day in the Dirt event”, I decided to check the FPMX message board to see who else might be racing this Thanksgiving weekend.  I have not checked it in a few days and unfortunately I only made it to the first post from FPMX CEO Ed Wilson, “Tragic News”.  I say unfortunately because this kind of event is one of those that stops you in your tracks and totally consumes your thoughts, your breath, and every movement you make for what seems like hours.  After I re-read the post at least 20 times my thoughts go to the Bestwick and Gonzalez families.  I don’t know how you cope with something like this but I do know they have a great extended family in that of the men and woman of LA County Fire.  I think that this will make a lot of us slow down to reflect, and I think that Thanksgiving 2007 will mean a lot more to all of us because of this tragedy.  God Bless.         
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

WEDNESDAY, 10/17/07, 7PM

I think I need to write something in this Diary today.  I have been neglecting it for some time now.  Some of my reasons are legitimate and some are bulls&*t.  Dee and I spent some time in Washington, DC and attended the Motocross of Nations in Budds Creek, MD.  I am telling you straight up here and now, the MXON is the best race you will ever attend in your lifetime.  And to see it in the U.S. for only the second time in history was “Priceless”.  We are already planning our trip to next year’s event in Northern Ireland.
 
After we left DC we headed home and then on to the final Fire and Police National rounds for 2007.  This in turn was followed by our now annual banquet event.  That is something that Dee and I really look forward to each year.  It’s just a really nice setting to sit down with all your friends and competitors for some good food, good bench racing, and of course a good show.  Thanks to Ed and Sue for making that happen.  Oh, and I just heard that after trying since 1989 (19-years) that I finally earned the #1 plate for FPMN(X).  Actually, I have never tried to earn it because I figured that I was only good for a couple of classes per event.  Guys like FEN and McKenna have won it multiple times but they had to ride like iron men and do 3-5 classes per event.  I am however very proud to earn it for 2007, Thank you.
 
After the Nationals I took a three day break from riding and then headed out to Ridgecrest for round #5 of the AMA D-37 Big-6 Grand Prix series.  I really like the Ridgecrest course because of the long lap times and it gets super rough.  I put my new 110x90-19 rear wheel from PlatinumSpeedEquipment.com (Kris Waters company) to good use for that race.  The only thing that sucked was that they threw in a dead engine start and I had a 10-kick start.  I guess I need to practice at that for the next round, Nov. 3-4 at Gorman I-5 MX.  Just in case they decide to try that dead engine crap againL
 
After the Big-6 GP I took another long break from riding and had a whole four-days to get the bike ready and head out to Mesa, AZ for the 2007 Western States Police and Fire Games.  I decided to take along Doug Goff’s bike as well so that I could maximize my riding experience in the great state of Arizona.  The event was fun but the rider turnout was pathetic.  They cancelled the second day GP event so all we had was MX and there might have been 50 riders total???  The track was all air-time with jumps everywhere.  Once I figured the course out it was a good time but it was just something I wasn’t used to.  I mean you seriously needed a pilots license for this track.
 
Well that pretty much catches you all up to what’s been going on in my world.  I didn’t want to bore you with the work stuff because I am pretty much boiling over with this whole DHS-CBP-ICE transition that we (Border Patrol) are still going through.  I wonder if they had this much trouble when they transitioned over to the U.S. Dept. of Justice from the Dept. of the Interior back in the 50’s. 
 
On a side note, I think Uncle E picked up his new green ride today and did a little moto break-in.  I saw him advertising on the message board for some supporters to come out and ride with him today.  Man, I bet he is one sore puppy tonight.  You know how it is when you haven’t ridden in a while.  Lots of sore muscles, sore butt, and baby soft hands.  Well, he is a Fireman so his hands are probably soft all the time anywaysJ   
 
STAY SAFE, more later.


 

2007 FPMX Banquet (Greg Parquette, Matt Fitch, Mark Davenport) #1 plates for "the Compound crew"
 

THURSDAY, 9/6/07, 7PM

Hey I got a question; has anyone ever sold anything through the FPMX “For Sale” board?  Yah, I didn’t think so.  I was going to wait until tomorrow to write this Diary post that way I could say “please forgive me FPMX, it has been one month since my last Diary entry”.  My jay-o-bee (job) has been seriously getting in the way of my personal life lately.  If you don’t believe me then just ask Dee when you see her at the 3rd Annual FPMX Awards and Banquet.  And on that note there is a rumor that someone with the initials of JMc will be attending our races and banquetJ
 
I have been getting in some good practice on my mighty 2008 YZ-250F.  I am not quite feeling it yet but I think I should be up to full-tilt by October one.  I have yet to put an aftermarket pipe on her and I am not sure if I want to or not.  I know that with the White Bros. pipe my 2006 hit a lot harder in the mid-range than this 2008 does but I am leaning to ride a little differently.  I am trying a new concept on this bike; it is called the flow method.  Kay-Dub (Kevin Windham) described his riding method like this a few years ago when he came out of retirement and started beating AreCee (RC=Ricky Carmichael).  Rather than just trying to rip from corner to corner using the power and hit of the engine I am attempting to flow with the bike and the course and use momentum to carry me through the corners and over the obstacles.  Sort of like trying to teach an old dog a new trick.
 
I am leaving for Washington DC on Sunday.  I am scheduled to attend two-weeks of classroom courses to make myself a better Border Patrol Agent.  At least that’s what they tell me.  Someone should tell them that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.  Maybe I should tell myself that and just go get a new pipe for the ‘08.  Anyway, after the course is complete I will be staying an extra weekend to attend the greatest race that was ever put on the face of this earth, the Motocross of Nations.  Budds Creek is only an hour south of DC.  I just confirmed my tickets to the event and Dee will be flying out to join me.  It should be an epic battle.  I think it was a slam dunk with Bubba in there but now I am not so sure.       
 
Last noteworthy item, I say no to the Rhino racing at our events unless the Moto-Rooter herself (Gigi Frieling) gets her entry in.  Then I can stand on the side of the track waving a towel and yelling at her each lap to go faster, stand up, get your elbows up, breath through your nose, look ahead, race the track not the other riders, concentrate, have funJ  See ya at the Glen.           
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

TUESDAY, 8/7/07, 6PM

Not a whole lot to write about lately as far as the riding department goes.  Obviously we (FPMX) have been experiencing an inordinate amount of crash-N-burns lately.  The list is really long and it seems to grow longer as the summer progresses.  So, everybody just take two steps back, now take two steps forward, okay forget about that and just take two deep breaths and relax.  NO MORE CRASHES…
 
A couple of weeks ago Dee and I were doing some beach camping at Del mar Beach on Camp Pendleton Marine Base with the Fitch family (and a whole bunch of FBI Agents but we wont talk about them).  I really like camping on the beach at Camp Pendleton.  You need some special connections like friends or family that are active members of the military in order to camp on the base facility.   There is something about having Military Police Marines in full battle gear and loaded M-4’s patrolling through the campground that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.  You know you don’t have to worry about anyone messing with your truck or trailer.  You know that the kids are fine to wander around without disappearing.  There are no lewd and obnoxious people hanging around the camp or playing loud music until all hours of the night.  They will only ask you once to change your behavior before they escort you not only off the beach but off the base entirely.  Did I already mention that they patrol the area with loaded M-4’s.  Anyway, we spent two nights and three days on the beach and found out that the entire time we were there that we had been parked/camped next to non other than National Motocross Champion Marty Smith.  It seems that Marty’s son is a Marine so he frequently camps there at Del Mar Beach.  He was there with his family relaxing and getting in a little surfing on the side.  Let’s just say that he no longer looks like he did back in the day.  I was never a big Marty Smith fan but I can appreciate his talent and what he did for the sport of MX.  I had a brief thought about calling Mike “Walker Ranger” Dunn to tell him about it.  But I knew that being an ardent MS fan and being a former Marine himself that he would probably get three speeding tickets and crash his truck trying to drive from Murrieta to Del Mar Beach just to sit and bench race with his idol.  So I waited till the next day after I got home to tell him about it.  I will tell you what Marty said about riding vintage bikes though; “I didn’t like riding them back in the day so why in the hell would I want to ride one now.”  Amen to thatJ
 
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FRIDAY, 7/13/07, 6AM

These are those slow months in regards to Motocross.  Its summer, it’s hot, and the water always sounds like a better day out playing than the dust of a Motocross track.  However, a couple of weeks ago we made a weekend trip up to Big Bear for some high altitude camping and riding.  The Fitch family and a few others met us up there and we had three good days of riding.  It had been a number of years since I had done any trail riding in that area.  We ended up deciding on the Big Pine Flats campground that is located just a few miles north of Big Bear Lake/Fawnskin Cove.  It turned out to be a really good riding weekend.  The weather was cool in the evening and a nice even 85 during the hottest part of the day.  And come to find out, there is a whole new (new to me anyway) trail system that is exclusively for bikes and quads.  We did about 2.5 days of riding and I barely saw 25% of the trails in that area.  So needless say, we are planning another trip to that area before the summer ends. 
 
I see a lot of talk lately about the so called FPMX “bump list” and next years’ race schedule.  Some people feel that it is disparaging to see/read the comments/opinions on these recurring matters.  I don’t look at it that way.  I feel that it means the FPMX organization is alive and thriving.  It means that you are all caring and engaged in the direction of this great organization.  I was talking to my boss (Rene G, who is a former FPMN competitor) in his office the other day about FPMX.  Actually, we started the conversation talking about the 450 and 250 MX Nationals on SPEED channel.  That’s a whole other topic but you gotta admit that the racing in both classes this year has been phenomenal.  I just hope that RC stays for the whole series.  Anyway, I was telling him that I am pretty much done with racing Motocross with any other organization than the FPMX.  I will still ride the Western States Games and any World Police and Fire Games that are not on the other side of the world.  But as far as local MX clubs go, I am staying away.  This was actually solidified last weekend as I accompanied the Fitch boys (Donnie and his son Matt) out to the Star for some Saturday night local Motocross.  I enjoyed the racing and I enjoyed hanging out with Donnie and Matt but I was SOOOO disappointed in the MX crowd that attended this Starwest event.  I won’t go into details but the crowd reminded me of type that attend the Supercross events and make all the trouble for others.  It’s the type of people that are always going through life saying “everyone owes me something in life” or “get out my way because I am in a hurry”.  It’s that sense of entitlement that this type of crowd portrays.  There is no courtesy and at least outwardly, no integrity.  That’s not the way I was raised and not the way I acted when I was learning first-hand about this great sport so many years ago.  I know that I am painting with a broad brush on this topic but the Motocross crowd that I grew up around seem to be so hard to find these days.  No, I am not turning vintage, just a little old school in heart and mind.                  
 
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FRIDAY, 6/22/07, 7PM
The other day Dee stopped by to bring me some lunch and decorate my office.  At this nice new Border Patrol Station here in Murrieta I have a very spacious office that allows me to actually hang a few pictures on the wall.  Of course, being a Motocross fan and racer most of my pics are related to that subject.  The picture that I like the best is an artist rendition of Steve McQueen.  He is sitting on a ’67 Triumph twin with the #141 on it.  He has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and is wearing a Checkers M/C bib over his racing jersey.  I was told that it was from a photo taken of him while he was heading to the start line at the 1969 Elsinore GP.  I know that it was 1970 that he entered that same race under the alias of “Harvey Mushman”.  Only that year he was on new Husky 405.  I also have a couple (2) of the “Legends” posters from the Dunlop Legends series.  These are really great posters that benefit the Clayton Memorial Foundation to help injured motorcycle racers.  I’ve got the Bob Hannah poster from the 1977 Trans-AMA race at Sear Point.  It’s the one shot from the rear that shows the print on the back of Hannah’s leathers.  It simply says “TROUBLE”.  The other Legends poster that I have is of Jeff Ward racing at the 1987 Motocross Des Nations in Unadilla, NY.  That race was basically a survival mud race and this shot is of Wardy hammering his KX-500 through a deep mud turn with his open face helmet and no goggles.  A true Motocross warrior picture for sure.  If you’ve seen the advertisements for the “Legends” posters you know that there is a new poster release of Malcolm Smith.  It is a classic shot of Malcolm hitting top speeds at the Baja 1000 on one of his mighty Huskey’s.  That one is on my Christmas list.
 
Last week, Sunday, June 17, 2007, marked a somber date for the United States Border Patrol.  It was 40 years ago from that date that the BP lost two of its Patrol Agents in the line of duty.  Although the BP has lost over 100 agents during our 88 years as an agency this was that one defining incident that stands out in our history.  It was 1967 and these two Temecula Station Agents, Ted Newton and George Azrak, were working the Oak Grove checkpoint when they made a vehicle stop and discovered 800 pounds of marijuana.  Well, during the subsequent minutes/hours that followed this drug bust they were kidnapped, transported to a shack in the hills above Anza, handcuffed to an old stove and subsequently murdered execution style.  A few years after this event had past the United States Border Patrol created the Newton-Azrak Award for Valor.  This is the highest award that a Border Patrol Agent can be awarded for service to his country.  On Monday of last week we were honored at the Murrieta Station (formerly known as the Temecula Station) to have over a dozen family members from these fallen Agents attend the 40th anniversary memorial event.  The children of Agent Ted Newton (now in their 40’s) were in attendance to present the awards to several of our local agents.  It’s hard to really know how people feel or think after living with this type of family tragedy.  But I think after seeing them here at our station, speaking with them in person, and looking into their eyes that they are no longer mourning the loss of their father.  Rather, I think they are celebrating his life, who he was, and what he stood for.         
 
I know that nearly every law enforcement agency and fire department around the country has their own tragic stories of fallen comrades.  This is ours and I just wanted to share it with you.  Always check your six.  That means look behind you for the fire guysJ
 
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TUESDAY, 6/5/07, 7AM

WOW, race time is almost upon us.  I am a little surprised at the pre-entry list for rounds 5 and 6 of the 2007 Fire & Police Motocross Nationals.  The list seems a little on the short side.  There was a pretty good turn out of riders at the Glen and I remember telling Uncle E that I thought we (FPMX) would have a record number of entries at the next rounds at Competitive Edge.  I mean school is going to be out for summer and CE is a great track/facility to hold an event like this.  June is a little on the warm side to be racing in the high desert but what the heck.  We are all super physically fit athletes who chase bad guys and run into burning building for a living.  We can handle the extremes of summer.  I am hoping that similarly to Glen Helen we have a large number of riders that post enter at the track on Monday and Tuesday morning.
 
It seems like everyone is talking about what “new bike” they are leaning towards.  The 2008 offerings from the big five manufacturers is going to be interesting this year.  There has been so much talk about fuel injection and electric start that I think anything less will leave a lot of potential buyers disappointed.  I for one am hoping for the magic button.  An electric start 4-stroke is becoming more of a necessity than a luxury.  It has already proven itself on the GP circuit for the last 2+ years.  Now you can indeed have an electric start and still bring the weight down on a competition 4-stroke race bike.  On my free time J here at the station I decided to give all the factories a call and get the real scoop for 2008;
I was told that the Katoom factory was no longer in business since they were attacked by an extreme “kamikaze” group from Japan.  Apparently they felt that KTM was taking too much of the Japanese market share from around the world.  I heard that Suckzuki was seriously looking into re-introducing the Ribi front end on the 2008 RMZ’s.  And that Yamahopper was going back to the mono shock design with the rear shock running under the gas tank.  Kawacloggy is going to stand pat with their current motor and frame design but they are bringing back the rear fender-number plate.  Apparently they had a few thousand of them laying around at the factory in Japan.  They did say that to keep the bike balanced they would also be adding a front fender-number plate to the package as well.  The Hondog is getting the biggest makeover as they have brought Mike “Texas-Walker-Ranger” Dunn into the factory to advise on bringing back the nostalgia of the “Red Racer” team.  However, they are going to change from the name “Elsinore” to the name “Murrieta” since that’s where Walker lives.  And last on the list was Team Harley Davidson.  You can expect to see a large push from the Harley factory to flood the MX starting gates of America with the Evel Kneivel replica bike.  They say it’s a kidney killer in the braking bumps but that it can jump like no bike ever made…  See ya at the Edge…
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

SUNDAY, 5/13/07, 6PM

I just can’t get past looking at those pictures of Uncle Ed holding up various firearms.  Not that I would put our fellow fireman out there in the same league as a Postal worker but that is what comes to mind when I see those pictures.  Maybe some of the LAPD or LASO guys out there can invite Ed over to one of your range days and introduce him to some proper weapons handling skills.  And in turn, maybe Ed will then reciprocate and invite you guys over to the firehouse for some proper hose handling drills.    
 
Dee and I attended the 23rd annual Baker-2-Vegas Law Enforcement Challenge Cup relay race a few weeks ago.  This is really a great event.  Dee and I have been a part of the Border Patrol Team for the last 15 years.  I remember when we got started with this it was a much smaller event.  Less than 100 teams competed back then.  Now it has grown to over 220 teams and more every year petition to get in.  The running route is 20-legs of varying distance and covers a total of approximately 120 miles.  The event is run and coordinated by members of the Los Angeles Police Revolver and Athletic Club (LAPRAAC).  I have spoken to them on several occasions about inviting the fire services to participate as well.  The problem is that the race is already too big to be handled over a 2-day event.  For nearly 24 straight hours the route from Baker, California through the mountains and down to Las Vegas, Nevada is jammed with racers and race support personnel and vehicles.  It’s a real nightmare for the two states highway patrols and local sheriff’s units to handle the traffic control.  If you added a couple of dozen fire departments into the running mix I think it would get out of control.  I do remember a few years ago (not too long after 911) that they had an invitational team from the New York City Fire Department (NYFD).  I think they finished lastL…            
 
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I too am a total motorsports fan but it kind of scares me to think of the kind of applicants that we might get from this type of advertisementJ
NASCAR Busch Series; Jay Robinson Racing Team
 

 

FRIDAY, 5/4/07, 6AM
“Would the rider from the last race on bike #429 please come to sign-up, I repeat, would the rider from the 40+ expert class on blue Yamaha #429 come to sign-up immediately”.  That was me that the announcer was looking for at the last FPMX round at the Glen.  For round #4 on Tuesday I decided to ride Doug Goff’s 450F (bike #429) in the 40+ expert class to see if I could run with Chip Howell and his big “All American KTM”.  I think that KTM he rides is like a 750cc or something like that.  All I know is that Chip is the only rider big enough and strong enough to hang onto that beast.  It’s been a while since I threw a leg over a 450F in a race.  I have plenty of hours of desert and moto practice on Doug’s bike but I don’t have to tell you all the differences between practice and race conditions.  Anyway, I had a blast on it (Race Tech suspension) and did pretty well.  I even had a handful of you out there come over and tell me that you thought I should move back to the 450F from my mighty little 250F.  I appreciate the input and I am definitely thinking hard about which bike and what size to get for 2008.  However, unlike Uncle E, I am pretty sure it won’t be an orange or green one.
 
It’s been a while since I have had the time to write in my Diary.  I hate those times when things around the house and job get so damned busy that I cant even slow down for 20 minutes to say “hello” to all of you.  I am heading out tonight to LACR for the next round of the Big-6 GP series.  I was talking with some of the agents here yesterday at lunch about the race this weekend when it dawned on me that the last time I raced at LACR I broke my leg.  It was also a Big-6 GP round and I think it was like 2002.  I didn’t do the morning practice race that they run (unclassified race) so I really had no clue on what to expect on the course they had laid out.  The soil at LACR is always good when it is prepped.  It is very similar to Competitive Edge.  The LACR motocross track is always full of jumps.  That GP race was no exception because they use part of the MX track to complete the course.  A long story short, I was running top-5 on the first lap and I thought an approaching jump face was a table-top only to realize (as I was in the air) that it was actually a double jump.  I came up way short and when I hit the face of the second jump my right lower tibia gave in to the impact and a nice egg shaped piece broke completely off.  It didn’t cause me to crash but it was a very hard landing.  It took two hours of surgery to screw the broken piece back together.  If there is any consolation to this story I did find out from the doctor that the bone had actually been fractured at the Anaheim Amateur Supercross the weekend before.  Otherwise I don’t think the tibia would have broken in such a weird way.  That’s my story and I am sticking to it.     
 
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MONDAY, 4/9/07, 6AM

Last week was a tough one here at the Department of Homeland Security.  Well, maybe I should just say that is was a tough week for MD03.  I didn’t even have time to report on the Big-6 GP that was out at Twentynine Palms (or is that 29-Palms).  I am not sure what’s wrong with me so far this year but I just can’t seem to get on track.  And by on track I seriously mean on-track, as in my racing.  At 29-Palms (or is that Twenty-Nine Palms) I had a great start (5th out of 19) and my first lap was good but then the wheels sort of fell of the wagon.  I had one small crash but I kept the bike running and was moving forward again in a matter of seconds.  So I can’t use crashing as an excuse.  However, I will be happy when all the 2-strokes are gone.  It’s tough on a fast race course to compete with 250cc 2-strokes.  And most of the guys in my class ride 2-strokes.  I ended up with an 11th overall in my class (0-250cc 40+ expert) and that gives me one DNS and two 11th place finishes thus far for this seven round series.  So needless to say I am not happy with my GP season to this point.  Oh and the race course was great.  About eight miles long, a little on the fast side and they did have a long pavement section that was at least a half mile in length.  Next round is at LACR on May 5th so maybe there I will be able to get my GP season on track. 
 
Moto practice this last weekend out at Cahuilla was good.  We (Donnie & Matt Fitch and I) went out there on Saturday morning and the course was groomed like a Mammoth Mountain morning practice session.  Absolutely beautiful.  Writers Note: HEY ED, WE (FPMX) NEED TO HAVE A RACE OUT THERE!  Since it was an off weekend for the Supercross boys there were a lot of fast pros showing the rest of us the short way around that very loamy course.  It’s amazing to watch a fast pro click off laps on a loamy course.  They never lift off the throttle.  Even when they are braking they are still running full throttle only with the clutch in.  It’s a thing of beauty.  Besides guys like McGrath, Dubach, Brown and Laninovich, the Pro Racing FPMX Team was represented by Jonon and Charette.  Those guys were holding their own against the bigger 450’s.  Anyone who has been to Cahuilla knows that a 250cc 4-stroke is at a serious disadvantage when going against a 450.  The loam and the hills really rob the horsepower from the bike.  Practice went good, other than little Fitch “Matt” taking three soil samples and loosing a fingernail in the process “OUCH”.  The track got really rough as the day progressed (as all loamy tracks do) so I think it was good practice for the Glen.  The only Motocross that I have done so far this season was out at ACP for the FPMX rounds 1 & 2.  I sure hope my MX season doesn’t go the way of my GP season.  Otherwise it is going to be a long and frustrating year.  See ya at the Glen (AKA: The Hack).
 
Hey Uncle Ed, did you check the garage door before you drove away this morning?          
 
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FRIDAY, 3/30/07, 6AM

The “DogHouse” is all loaded up and ready to roll as soon as I get home from work today.  Dee and I are heading up to Twentynine Palms (or is that 29 Palms, or Twenty-Nine Palms) tonight for round #3 of the AMA District 37 Big-6 Grand Prix series.  It’s been a few years since I last raced up in the Palms.  I have always liked that course because it usually has a good MotoX section and the desert has good combinations of terrain (fast and slow sand as well as a few rocky sections).  They also had a pretty good pavement section the last time I rode this event.  I like a little pavement mixed into the race course so I hope that it is still part of the layout.  For this event, I talked another FPMX rider, Donnie Fitch, into giving the Big-6 Grand Prix series a tryout.  I was successful in getting him and his family out to a few specialty GP’s last year (Troy Lee’s “A Day in the Dirt” & Race Around the Lake) and they really enjoyed them so I am thinking that once he does the D-37 Big-6 races he will really be hooked.  These are good family events and they are usually very well organized.  So I will give you a full race report next week.
 
I wanted to make a comment on an event that I attended last night here in Temecula.  The local Temecula/Murrieta Valley American Legion Post was giving awards of recognition out to some of the valley Law Enforcement and Fire Services personnel.  Attending were officers and firefighters from the many local agencies to include; CHP, Temecula PD, Murrieta PD, Riverside Sheriff’s Dept, Temecula Fire Dept, and the U.S. Border Patrol.  As it turns out, the Border Patrol nominee was a classmate of mine from the Border Patrol Academy many years ago.  So, I really had to attend to show my support.  It was a great event and for those of you that don’t know much about the American Legion history you should go to their web site and read up about it.  They are a great organization made up of true to life American heroes.  I was talking to several of them last night about the time they served in the armed forces.  Two gentlemen in particular were recalling the battles they fought during WWII.  These guys went to war in 1941 and didn’t come home until 1945.  One of them was married and the other was in college when they left to go to war.  They didn’t complain, they didn’t ask why, and they definitely didn’t expect to go home until the war was over.  Whether it took 5 years or 10 years these guys just knew that they were needed by this country for the duration of the war.  They confided that at one point of the war when they were sent to Germany after Japan had surrendered both had thought that they would only return home in a pine box with a flag over it.  They thought for sure it was going to be their time.  And for many of their comrades it was.  This was a great generation of warriors and we are truly blessed that they were there for us.  Next time you see one of them you will know because they (American Legion members) always wear a ball cap or patrol cap (AKA: piss-cutter caps) with various insignias depicting the era they served in.  The WWII guys obviously stand out because of their age.  Make it a point, especially if you are on duty and in uniform, to approach them, shake their hand and say thank you.  You won’t have to explain a thing as they will know exactly what you are talking about.                   
 
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MONDAY, 3/26/07, 6PM

Well, so far no moto practice but I have been getting in some good desert riding sessions.  Calico was a blast but it takes a different kind of rider to really appreciate that place.  I enjoy technical riding and I would say that Calico ranks right up there in that category.  The place is littered with cat-5 4x4 off-road sections as well as an ample supply of trails that run along steep ridge tops (with lots of rocks).  There are several long sand-wash trails that flow up and down through the lower valley areas.  And if that isn’t enough then you can find some natural formation jumping spots to hone your aerial skills.  During the first ride of the day on Saturday Dee ended up on her head while trying to “side trail” one of the dusty main trails leading out across the desert to Mule Canyon.  I think she gets that from me.  I hate eating someone else’s dust so whenever I get a chance I will ride “side trail” in order to avoid this and also to help keep my dust away from those that are riding behind me.  The other good part about “side trailing” is that it can be very technical and when at speed it requires some lightning fast reflexes to keep you on two-wheels.  This is great practice for the WORCS or D-37 GP events.  Anyway, Dee sees me ride this style of “side trail” all the time.  So I think she thought that she was the next Ty Davis and started doing the same thing only to find a washout with a small 2’ step-off leading into an equally sized step-on.  Only problem was that they were about 3’ apart.  The end result was her lying in the sand for about ten minutes trying to catch her breath.  I gotta admit though, she is getting pretty good on that little XR-100 of hers.  Oh, but I did end up getting a flat tire while running side trail.  That’s probably not the same as an endo thoughJ……… 
 
This last weekend Dee and I took a little trip up to Washington State for a buddies wedding.  It was in a little town called Wenatchee.  We (FPMX) have all been reading about Uncle Ed’s adventures in the sky and I thought I would share my own torture that I went though last Friday morning.  We were flying out of Ontario Airport at 0600am and heading to Seattle first.  I didn’t get off work until late Thursday night and by the time I was through completing all my business and getting packed and ready for the trip it was pushing midnight.  I knew we had to leave the house at around 0400am so that meant a wake-up at 0300am.  You all following me on this one.  Anyway, I wasn’t too worried about being tired because I sleep great on plane trips.  In my 21 year Border Patrol career I have flown all over this county and destination beyond more times than I can count.  And, call me paranoid, but business or pleasure I ALWAYS fly armed (that would be with a large caliber handgun for you foundation savers).  So there we are sitting in the terminal all checked in and ready to go.  We were flying Alaska Air and I knew they had a good track record as far as being on time, not loosing your luggage, and just being a nice clean airline to travel on.  I really had no worries at this point.  They followed every procedure to the letter and had us pre-board and meet the captain before taking our seats.  That’s when the lead stewardess told my buddy and me that there would be no sleeping on the flight.  I thought she was joking and started to joke back with her when she started reciting the fine print on the back of the armed law enforcement officer’s paperwork that we had filled out at the check-in counterL  I was now in hell.  At first I tried drinking a lot of coffee and reading my newest editions of MXA and Cycle News.  I thought for sure that that would keep me awake for a measly three hours.  I was fighting it worse than Mouse McCoy at last years Baja 1000.  My eyes were very heavy.  Every time I started to dose off she would come by and bump my seat or just start talking, LOUDLY.  Dee thought this was the funniest thing she had ever seen.  And to make matters worse it was only Dee and I in our row of seats.  So had it not bee for the stewardess sleep Nazi I would have been able to stretch out and use Dee as my pillow.  Those three hours seemed like an eternity.  In all my years I have never had any other airline tell me that I was not allowed to sleep.  Alaska Airlines, cross them off my list.
 
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WEDNESDAY, 3/14/07, 6PM

I was sitting here writing this long dissertation about how screwed up our United States Government really is.  After 21 years as a Patrol Agent and many years as a kid living on Air Force Bases I think I am somewhat qualified to give that assessment.  I am not going to bore you with the long (2-page) letter that I am writing to the Treasury Department in regards to US Savings Bonds but I will tell you that they have no idea of who or even how many savings bonds are out there in circulation.  Not that I am even contemplating exploiting this discovery but I have found a way to actually have them re-issue saving bonds with little or no proof that they were even purchased.  However, it would be an interesting experiment to see how far they would go in wasting more of our tax dollars by sending me $50, $100, and even $200 saving bonds that I never bought in the first placeJ  Stay tuned on that one…
 
I am heading out to Calico Ghost Town this weekend for some long overdue rest and relaxation.  Dee and I will be hooking up with the Fitch family for a little desert riding and some ghost town mine exploring.  The “DogHouse” has been sitting in storage for too long now and we need to get out and use it.  For anyone interested the Calico OHV area is a lot of fun.  Besides the typical Ghost Town attractions there is 100,000 acres of OHV and many of the areas are open to shooting target practice.  And then there are the over 200 open mines from the Silver and Borax mining days of the 1800’s.  Bring yourself a handful of chem-lites and a couple of flashlights and you can explore for days through mines that run for miles throughout the Calico Mountain range.
 
Next, I think I will be jumping in on some of that moto practice at the “Hack”.  See ya there.       
 
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  THURSDAY, 3/1/07, 7PM

I’m just sitting here at my work desk wondering where the year has gone already.  It’s March 1st and all the racing series are in full swing.  The FPMX Supercross team is now on the East Coast and seems to be getting better and better as the weeks past.  I am happy not only for our well traveled CEO (no not the cat) I am talking about EduW, but also for FPMX in general.  I can’t tell you how many times now when I mention that I am a Motocross racer with the Fire & Police MX Nationals I get the ten questions about the Supercross team.  When I tell people that the FPMX, formerly known as FPMN, was established in 1989 they are amazed.  Most have no idea that we have been around for so long.  When I tell them that we have hosted races in California, Arizona, Nevada, and New York they are even more amazed.  They had no idea how big our group of riders really is.  When I tell them that we have former National Champions as well as former AMA Nationals and Supercross competitors (Eric McKenna, Donald Upton, etc.) that now ride for our organization they want to hear even more.  We are a very diverse group that comes from many walks of life.  I think many of the riders from our organization have forgotten just how much influence a simple term like Fireman or Law Enforcement Officer can carry.  For me, I think that the fact of having the FPMX Supercross team out there has reminded me of that fact.  I always try and represent FPMX in the same way that I represent myself as a Border Patrol Agent and that is with professionalism and courtesy.  Good luck in St. Louis Team All American KTM/FPMX, I will be racing the D-37 Big-6 GP at Glen Helen but I will be thinking, and talking, about you.    
 
I have been off the bike (YZ-250F) for a while now.  I rode Doug Goff’s 450 and Mike Dunn’s 250 2-smoke last week out at Ocotillo.  Boy, what a difference in character those two bikes represent.  And I don’t mean the two characters that own them.  I am talking about the 450 that hits like a Rocky Marciano punch to the chest and the 250 2-smoke that snaps like a light switch at Anaheim Stadium.  Both bikes are awesome in their own right but when you try a back-to-back comparison it is very difficult to feel comfortable with what’s between your legs at that given time.  I think I did manage to walk away with two distinct impressions that will probably stay with me for a while.  The first is that I don’t think I will ever go back to a 2-stroke.  I know that many of you are saying, “Well, that’s an easy assumption”, since slowly but surely all the manufacturers are discontinuing those models.  And in today’s time and space you would be right.  But I just don’t think that we have heard the last of 2-stroke dirt bikes.  I know too many old timers out there who thought the same thing about the 4-strokes some 35+ years ago.  The other impression that I was left with is that I absolutely love the Race Tech suspension on Doug’s 450.  When I am trail riding his bike and hitting unseen obstacles at eye watering speeds and the bike tracks perfectly while soaking up every change in altitude, I can only walk away with a good feeling about our choice of a suspension shop.  And when you throw in the fact that the boys over at the Race Tech shop give us great discounts and show up to our races to support their work, I have to give them an A+ grade. 
 
This last mention is for the suggested “pot luck” get together at the FPMX Compound at the Glen.  The idea is that after the last motos are completed on Monday, April 16, 2007 (round #3 of the FPMX Nationals) everyone is invited to come over to the Compound for the awards presentation and some great food, drink, and bench racing.  I like the idea, tell a friend.                                
 
STAY SAFE, more later.
 

FRIDAY, 2/23/07, 6AM

I have some information that ALL FPMX RIDERS need to make priority of.  Even though my race season actually started at ACP with rounds #1 and #2 of the Fire & Police Motocross Nationals I am preparing for an all out assault on the AMA District 37 Big-6 GP Series.  One of the items that I needed to check off my preparation list was registering my Yamaha for the 2007 contingency program.  I completed it on line through the Yamaha web site.  However, before I did this I called the race/rider support office and talked to them about our FPMX series.  To keep it short, they told me that it was very important that all FPMX riders who register their bikes for contingency (Yamaha, Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, or KTM) that when they fill in the column for “Series and Classes you are planning to compete in during the 2007 season”, in addition to stating your desired series events (WORCS, AMA D-37, Golden State Nationals, etc.), we need to also add the Fire & Police Motocross Nationals.  Even though it is not on the pay-out schedule for 2007 they stated that if they see it on the riders registration form we have a better chance of the factories taking notice and adding it in the future.  They even went as far as saying that ALL FPMX riders that have a contingency legal bike should register them for their respective manufacturers program even if you do not plan on entering any of the pay-out events/series races.  This would assure us of maximum exposure for our FPMX race series.
 
In other news, I had to miss out on the first round of the AMA Big-6 GP Series.  It was on February 3, 2007 at Honolulu Hills Raceway in Taft.  As I mentioned in my last Diary post I had to attend a retirement party that evening down in San Diego.  So the schedule just wasn’t going to mix well.  I am not all that disappointed except for the fact that with the Big-6 Series you only get one (1) throw-away round.  So that was my throw-away.  If you have never been to Taft and raced at Honolulu Hills then you really are not missing much.  The track layout is nice with mostly safe jumps but the soil is complete crap.  And the track prep is almost non existent so it only compounds the poor soil conditions.  In addition, the local track workers that they employ at that place are from the town of Taft.  They are probably comparable to some of the degenerates that I was exposed to when I was deployed to New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina.  To quote a movie line, “what are you all, on dope”.  I am sure that Uncle Ed knows which movie that was from.  Anyway, that’s why I really wasn’t too disappointed about not attending that round.  Now I just have to make sure that I don’t get hurt or end up on a duty assignment in another state or country.  Last year I finished just outside the top ten overall in my class after only attending four (4) total rounds.  I think I can make the top three this year.                       
 
STAY SAFE, more later.

 

 TUESDAY, 2/13/07, 6AM

First off I need to respond to Uncle Ed’s action figure series.  Very funny and, since we have to be so sensitive to others feelings, I am laughing with you not at you.  The action figure that I liked the most was the “Glen Helen dog”.  I swear that dog is at least 27 years old.  I say that because that’s how long I have been riding MX and going to Glen Helen (which used to be known as “Arroyo” back in the day).  Over the years I think I have fed that dog at least 150 cheeseburgers and 200-300 hotdogs.  So I guess I am a contributor his lioness appearance. 
 
I went to another retirement party last week for a couple of Agents that I have known and worked with my entire career.  For a Border Patrol Agent it is rare to actually spend 20+ years working with the same people.  I say this because we are a national agency so chances are that while you may occasionally run into them from time to time they are more than likely to transfer to other locations throughout the United States.  For those of you who have been around for a while I am sure you remember going to a retirement party now and then when you were still young in your career.  It just didn’t mean that much back then.  Sure you might have shed a tear or two for one of your Field Training Officers that showed you the ropes when you were in your young and impressionable years.  But other than that all you cared about was getting back to work and hunting down some more bad guys (or saving a few more foundations or rescuing some cat out of a treeJ).  Now I see many of the people that I grew old with in this agency retiring and heading out into the sunset.  It really hits home and makes you think and feel old.  When I was young it seemed like people didn’t retire from working until they were like 80 years old.  I am not sure if I just wasn’t paying much attention or if the world has actually changed and people are now retiring at around 50-55?  I have been thinking about this subject for the last year or so.  I even find myself looking at different states or locations in Cali to setup for retirement.  I am 45 now but I wonder if I stay around and continue to race at Glen Helen how much longer that lion-dog will still be around looking for a cheeseburger?  If only that dog could talk, think of the bench racing session you could have with him…                      
 
STAY SAFE, more later.
 
PS. Ed, get something for Sue on Valentines Day!!!       

 

     FRIDAY, 2/9/07, 6PM
Ever since the little “Track Nazi” posts on the message board from a few weeks ago I have been avoiding writing anything in my Diary.  To tell you the truth it just kind of got under my skin and pissed me off.  There was a lot that I wanted to say but instead I took three deep breaths and walked away.  I didn’t want to start writing in here and then end up offending a whole bunch of people that I really do have a lot of respect for but they obviously need some guidance on how to get through life.  I think I have written this phrase before but every now and then it bears repeating for those with short term memory; my Dad always told me “life is tough but it’s even tougher if you are stupid”.  Now this is not to be confused with the phrase from Animal House, “fat, ignorant and drunk is no way to go through life”.  Enough said, but that’s why I haven’t been writing lately, SORRY.
 
I wonder how many of you out there have seen the new David Bailey video that is out on the various Moto web sites.  David is making a plea for more riders to start wearing the Leatt Neck Brace System.  More directly, he is challenging the so called elite of our sport to start wearing the brace during national competition.  This is a bold move on his behalf.  Not sure how many of you have even seen this brace but it is said to be quite revolutionary when it comes to Moto protection.  For more info you can check www.leatt-brace.com.  My buddy, Donnie Fitch FPMX #44, and I were introduced to the Leatt brace last year at the Race-Around-the-Lake (Castaic Lake) event.  A Leatt vendor was there showing the device off to anyone who would stop and give him five minutes to make his sales pitch.  In the simplest terms, it is a carbon-fiber and aluminum device that snaps on around your neck area and rides just above the shoulder pads.  It is said to be designed with the NASCAR Hanns device in mind.  The main objective is to reduce the amount of head travel when impacting a stationary object, like the ground.  Anyway, I think that if Bailey has the courage to think about other riders safety above and beyond all the health problems that he has experienced over the last year, the least I can do is to help spread the word.  Even if that word is in our small world of FirePoliceMX.Com.
 
STAY SAFE, more later.        

  FRIDAY, 1/5/07, 6PM

I was reading Uncle Ed’s Journal last night and as I looked at the new pictures he posted on the top of the page I found myself daydreaming about our trip to Frozen Ocean (Auburn), New York.  The overall racing was great but in particular the races that I had against both Ed’s (Wilson and Neimela) are what stands out the most for me.  Way back in the day when I first started racing with FPMX (known then as FPMN), circa 1989, I used to bang bars with our CEO (not the cat CEO "meow" but EDub) and we would have pretty good races.  EDub is the kind of racer that when he is just riding around mid-pack he doesn’t stand up much (or more than normal) and really isn’t expending much energy.  Now I am not sure if this is a strategy thing or maybe just a lazy thing but that is the appearance he gives.  In fact, you could almost say that he is just out practicing while actually in the middle of a race.  But when you press him for a position then he turns into a whole different guy.  He will fight for every inch of track, and position.  FEN (Ed Neimela) is the exact opposite.  He rides with total and complete concentration and is always going 100%.  And usually doing it while entered in three or four classes.  That’s how FEN got the nickname many years ago of “The Dogger”.  Since then it has been changed to FEN (Fast Ed Neimela) but the speed and determination are still there.  So for me he will always be “The Dogger”. 
 
Back to those pictures on EDub’s Journal page.  When you look at the picture of us launching that jump at Frozen Ocean (that’s me, #101), Ed is just a few bike lengths ahead of me.  I am looking over at him because although that jump wasn’t particularly difficult it was a blind fall-away double and I was a little surprised to see Ed jump it.  It all started when I went down on the second lap while leading “the Dogger” and by the time I got the bike up and started Edub had also passed me and was by now several straight-aways ahead.  It goes to what I said above because I actually caught back up to Edub in only about a lap.  But as I came up to get passed the mean green #519 Kawi he turned into that prizefighter of old.  All of the sudden Ed was a different rider again.  He railed the insides of every berm and then grabbed handfuls of 450F power down each straight.  He rode a wide track through anything that could be considered technical and subsequently I was left with flogging the hell out of my mighty little 250F motor to keep up.  I say keep up because just as fast as I caught up to him he would absolutely destroy me with the roost from that 50+ horse power Maxxis driven 120/19 rear tire of his green machine.  As anyone that went to that race will tell you the Frozen Ocean track was littered with mid-to-small-to-tinny sized rocks and was mostly a wide open power track.  The pass I finally put on him was two turns from the finish line and I had to get a little physical to make it happen.  When that race was over I was sore and bloodied with several paint chips missing from the top of my AXO helmet.  But you know, we were not racing each other for position, rather we were racing each other for pride and bragging rights.  For a brief 15 minute window, 3000 miles from our favorite track (the Glen), on a bright and clear sunny day, with friends and family screaming at us each lap, we were racing like it was 1989 all over again.  It reminded me of what racing was all about.  No trophy, plaque, medal, or even prize money could replace that feeling.  See ya at the races.                 
 
STAY SAFE, more later. 
 
"Dang, that Mark guy is so fast, and his Yamaha is really mean too.  I think I chipped a tooth."

MONDAY, 1/1/07, 6AM

I was sitting back this morning and probably like most of you I was reflecting on the year gone by, 2006.  For me, the most important item on my year’s agenda was to just be healthy enough to work and ride consistently.  And for the most part I was successful in accomplishing that goal.  I received a great promotion at work that has me mostly doing administrative functions and sitting at a desk/computer doesn’t take a whole lot of physical abilities.  I raced in over 30-events this past year and apart from a couple of slight bobbles I stayed up on two wheels.  At the FPMX Nationals at Star-West I went down really (REALLY) hard and was spitting up blood (4-weeks off riding) and the other slight bobble was at Barona Oaks for the Western States Police & Fire Games that left me with two cracked ribs (4-weeks off riding).  By virtue of consistency (and riding most of the series) I was able to grab the series championship in the 40+ experts class at the FPMX Summer Series.  As for the National Championships, I was handed a gift by Don Rohmann (CDC) when he cashed and snapped his ankle in practice at the final round in Mesquite.  Don had the 40+ expert class in his grasp as long as he raced and finished somewhere near the front.  Don is definitely the fastest rider in that class and I hope he makes it back soon.  In the Lites class, Kris Waters (Ventura Co. SD) and I had been banging bars at nearly every round.  Then at Mesquite I was handed another gift when Kris was called in to work right before the event started.  So, all I had to do in that class was ride and finish and I had that #1 plate in my hands.  I ended the year with FPMX national #6 and the coup de grace was winning the expert class team race at the Christmas Grand Prix/Toy Drive.  I was lucky enough to get teamed up with two great and long time FPMX riders Chip Howell and Kris Waters for that one.  The only thing still on my mind is that “FPMX National #6”.  The last time I had that number was for 2003 and I don’t even want to go over what happened then.  I think I will just stick with the familiar #101. 

 

The other series championships that I was racing for was the WORCS series and the AMA D-37 Grand Prix series.  The WORCS racing is at a really high level and I don’t think I was properly prepared for that series.  Riders in my class (40+ expert) included guys like Eric McKenna (needs no introduction), Andy Jefferson (former SX/MX rider), and Gary Jones (4-time National MX champion).  Not to mention that if you are really serious then you need to travel all over the western United States to make all the rounds.  As it was I was only able to make it to four rounds in that series but I had a good time at all of them.  The highlight for me was running in the top five at the Lake Havasu round before I faded back to like 9th overall.  Talk about a rough course.  The only time/place that you could sit down for the entire 45-minute race was at the start.  The D-37 GP series was one I was really riding hard for.  The timing on my Fire and Police racing injuries ended up really hurting me for this series because I wound up missing two rounds of that seven race series.  I finished up in 10th place for my class (40+ expert-lites) after only racing five of the seven events.  There are 200 points up for grabs at each race and the difference between 3rd overall and me in 10th was only 200 points.  And that guy in 3rd raced all seven rounds.  So it was quit conceivable that I could have at least finished the series on the podium.  Oh well, there is always 2007.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all.          

 

STAY SAFE, more later.    

    

              FRIDAY, 12/22/06, 7AM

And so this is Christmas…  It’s that time of year and Ed is still looking for a gift for Uncle Jasper, YZErnie is the new Rambo/Rocky, Walker is looking for a way to “lower” his FPMX YZ-250, and Harper wants the location of Erv’s motorhome.  That looks like a pretty tall list for Santa (no pun intended Walker).  Dee and I have it all worked out over in the Casa de Davenport.  We have put the word out (many years ago) that we only buy presents for the “kids” of family and friends.  Adults get nothing but a card and good food, if they want to come on over for a cheeseburger and SilverBullet.  We don’t even buy presents for each other.  Well, excluding Christmas 2003 when my little pit tootsie surprised me with a mighty blue Yamaha TTR-125.  No, Dee and I just get each other a nice card and then during the year when we see something that we want, either for the house or for each other, we buy it.  This way we are not forced to do all this crazy Christmas time shopping.  Lets face it, Christmas has become way to commercialized.  All the kids drool over the latest Atari or Nintendo games (do they even make those anymore) and that forces their soccer moms to wait a half hour for a parking place at the local mall so they can get their name on a waiting list to buy those items.  To me that’s just absolutely crazy.  You even see them in the stores just grabbing clothes that they don’t even really want.  They just don’t want someone else grabbing them first.  Then they go place them on lay-away to give themselves time to figure out how to pay for the whole mess before Christmas arrives.  I mean, what kind of people are they that would behave in such a manner.  I’d like to talk more but I gotta go now so I can get over to Temecula Motorsports and put my name on the waiting list for an ’07 450F.  I better hurry though because I heard they just put out a whole new batch of riding gear…  MERRY CHRISTMAS to all.          
 
STAY SAFE, more later.        
MONDAY, 12/18/06, 7PM
Dee and I made a run out to our friend’s house (Brent & Julie) in La Quinta over the weekend.  Brent is a long time friend and riding buddy of Dee and I.  We first met him many years ago (about 1989) while riding in Mammoth and we have been friends ever since.  Brent has even come out to our FPMX races a time or two to bang bars in the civilian classes.  He is one of the few friends that I still have that is not a cop or fireman.  Funny how that happens in this line of work.  All the friends that you made over the years seem to slowly disappear after they pin that badge on you.  Back to the story, Brent has sold his house in La Quinta and wanted us to come hang out before he moves in January.  Brent is an entrepreneur of sorts and his latest excursion is a restaurant in Salton City.  For those of you who don’t know the area, Salton City is a relatively new town that is slowly springing up on the west side of the Salton Sea near Highways-86, 78, and S-22.  Since he will be working 16-hours a day and seven days a week after it first opens, Brent wanted a house that was closer to his business.  That’s my little hint of why never to enter the restaurant business.  It can be very rewarding but the initial investment of time and money means you have to work your %*# off.  Anyway, this area is of particular interest because it sits right-smack-dab in the heart of one of the greatest riding areas in SoCal.  That would be the Ocotillo Wells State Vehicular Recreation Area (SVRA).  Brent’s new restaurant will be called “The Travertine Grill”.  The building is brand new and very modern so it should stick out like a Husqvarna at a local motocross race.  It is located on the corner of Highway 86 and S-22.  This is a strategic location in more ways than one.  First of all there is absolutely nowhere within a 30-mile radius to eat at.  Sure there are a few hole-in-the-wall restaurants that are splattered around the area but they are weak at best and it is hit or miss on the quality of the food, if you know what I mean.  No offense there EDub but the “Blu-In” along Highway-78 just doesn’t do it for me.  The other highlight is that being situated so close to the SVRA you can actually ride (or drive) right from your camp site and be sitting in an air condition (or heated) restaurant, watching the latest motorsports events on wide screen TV’s (oh yah, Brent is a major motorsports fan), and be feasting on quality foods and beverages.  And I am pretty sure that he will have cheeseburgers and SilverBullets.
 
After our visit to the Imperial Valley was over Dee and I headed back over the pass through the Highway-74 corridor.  It had been rather cloudy all day and you could see some ominous clouds that were hanging around the mountaintops.  During dinner we noticed a light sprinkle of rain in La Quinta but didn’t think anything of it.  Sure enough, as we got closer to the summit (near Anza, which is near the Cahuilla MX track) that little drizzle turned into a full-on snowstorm.  No worries though, we were driving my little pit tootsies mighty Toyota 4x4 truck.  It’s amazing how fast you can hammer the snow corners while in 4-wheel drive.  And how easily you can make the pass stick on the poor little red, yellow, green, and orange cars that were stupid enough to get in our way.  Every time I passed another car I would look over at Dee and make a tear-off move.                                                      
 
STAY SAFE (and drive safe), more later.
 
A pic from the "FPMX Toy Drive".  Good job by all... 

 

    THURSDAY, 12/7/06, 7AM
I got this call last Thursday from Big E asking me “Hey Mark, do have to work on Monday?”  Apparently, Ed needed someone to get out to the Glen and help them setup the GP course for Tuesday.  The crew that was scheduled to make this all happen had a last minute injury that forced them to cancel on Ed.  I said, “No, I am taking that day off to get my bike ready for the X-Mas GP”.  You see, YZErnie and I raced the Big-6 GP out at Racetown-395 the Saturday before and I don’t like going to any race, or practice for that matter, with a dirty bike.  So my plan was to take Monday off to get the bike ready.  So you are saying get the bike ready for the X-Mas GP on Sunday.  I couldn’t do that since Sunday was a very special day.  It was our 18th Wedding Anniversary and Dee and I ALWAYS get our Christmas tree on o